HAPPY BURN-DAY ROBERT GRIFFIN III. Today the Redskins QB RG turns XXIII.

HAPPY BURN-DAY NICK NOLTE! He made a wish… and blew a .19. Nick turns 72 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY GARTH BROOKS! The country music star who continues to dress like he’s in a Viagra ad turns 51 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY AXL ROSE! The GN’R frontman who’s gone from having an Appetite For Destruction to an Appetite For Dessert turns 51 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY BOBBY BROWN! The former Mr. Whitney Houston who wrote the 2nd best song about busting ghosts turns 44 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY ALICE COOPER! The original Shock Rocker turns 65 today!

HAPPY BURN-DAY SHAKIRA! Like coffee and cocaine, she comes from Columbia and she’s best in small doses- Shakira turns 36 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY HARRY STYLES! The wee Brit turns 19 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY PORTIA DE ROSSI! The one and only Lindsay Bluth Fünke turns 40 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Don’t bother getting him any sexy for his birthday because he’ll just go and bring it back. JT turns 32 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY DICK CHENEY! Several parts and pieces of the former Vice President turn 72 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY CHRISTIAN BALE! Our favorite Psycho— American or otherwise— turns 39 today.

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