You need more Cousin Ed in your life. That’s why you should check out Huffin’ It with Biff and Stu- a new web series on My Damn Channel co-written & co-produced by Jeff’s right-hand man. It premieres tomorrow.

HAPPY BURN-DAY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Don’t bother getting him any sexy for his birthday because he’ll just go and bring it back. JT turns 32 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Don’t bother getting him any sexy for his birthday because he’ll just go and bring it back. JT turns 32 today.

Get it on, got to get it on, no choice to get it on, mandate: get it on.
Adam Carolla! Michael Ian Black! Sherrod Small! And Jeff Ross bring you an all new episode of The Burn next Tuesday. If you want to join in on the fun and attend the taping, just CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS. We’ll see you there, Roasters.

Get it on, got to get it on, no choice to get it on, mandate: get it on.

Adam Carolla! Michael Ian Black! Sherrod Small! And Jeff Ross bring you an all new episode of The Burn next Tuesday. If you want to join in on the fun and attend the taping, just CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS. We’ll see you there, Roasters.

"Red Vag of Courage." "Apocalypse I’m Not Ready Yet." "All Quiet On The Western C*nt." Time to play along. Join Gilbert Gottfried, Aisha Tyler, T.J. Miller and Jeff in trying to figure out what kind of war movies are gonna come out now that women can fight on the front lines. Go.

HAPPY BURN-DAY DICK CHENEY! Several parts and pieces of the former Vice President turn 72 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY DICK CHENEY! Several parts and pieces of the former Vice President turn 72 today.

Today a 49ers cornerback declared that gay players are not welcome in his locker room. Doesn’t he realize homosexuals have been donning those tight pants and playing the game for decades? And let’s be honest- if Tim Tebow dropped down to one knee and offered to… you know what, I’ll just let the great Gilbert Gottfried take over from here.

HAPPY BURN-DAY CHRISTIAN BALE! Our favorite Psycho— American or otherwise— turns 39 today.
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HAPPY BURN-DAY CHRISTIAN BALE! Our favorite Psycho— American or otherwise— turns 39 today.

For additional Burn-Days and posts, go “Like” The Burn on Facebook!

Last night’s episode of The Burn only gave you a taste of how hilarious Speed Roasting can be. Here’s an UNCENSORED exclusive clip of the gang burning the audience.

Can’t get enough of this week’s Headliners?
GILBERT GOTTFRIED will be performing at The Broadway Theatre in Pitman, NJ on February 8th— CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS! And pick up his book Rubber Balls and Liquor on GilbertGottfried.com.
AISHA TYLER will be at the Atlanta Punchline on March 22nd & 23rd— BUY TICKETS HERE! You can also download her Girl On Guy Podcast here, and pre-order her book Self-Inflicted Wounds: How I Learned To Embrace The Epic Fail on Amazon.
T.J. MILLER will be performing live at the Gotham Comedy Club in New York City on February 8th— CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS! And he definitely Does Not Have A Website.

Can’t get enough of this week’s Headliners?

GILBERT GOTTFRIED will be performing at The Broadway Theatre in Pitman, NJ on February 8th— CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS! And pick up his book Rubber Balls and Liquor on GilbertGottfried.com.

AISHA TYLER will be at the Atlanta Punchline on March 22nd & 23rd— BUY TICKETS HERE! You can also download her Girl On Guy Podcast here, and pre-order her book Self-Inflicted Wounds: How I Learned To Embrace The Epic Fail on Amazon.

T.J. MILLER will be performing live at the Gotham Comedy Club in New York City on February 8th— CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS! And he definitely Does Not Have A Website.

Jeff will be live-tweeting The Burn at 10:30EST tonight! Just hit up @RealJeffreyRoss or search for #TheBurn to follow along at home!
Oh, and Chris Brown is the worst.

Jeff will be live-tweeting The Burn at 10:30EST tonight! Just hit up @RealJeffreyRoss or search for #TheBurn to follow along at home!

Oh, and Chris Brown is the worst.

When Gilbert Gottfried is away, comedians will play. During rehearsal  Jesse Joyce took over on announcing duties while Gilbert got ready for his close up. Make sure you tune in to The Burn tonight at 10:30 to see (and hear) the legendary Gilbert Gottfried, Aisha Tyler, and T.J. Miller.

HAPPY BURN-DAY PAUL RYAN. Our Vice President This guy turns 43 today, but don’t bring a piñata to his birthday party- he might try to deport it.

HAPPY BURN-DAY PAUL RYAN. Our Vice President This guy turns 43 today, but don’t bring a piñata to his birthday party- he might try to deport it.