HAPPY BURN-DAY ALICE COOPER! The original Shock Rocker turns 65 today!

HAPPY BURN-DAY ALICE COOPER! The original Shock Rocker turns 65 today!

ROAST THIS. All new episode of The Burn with Adam Carolla, Michael Ian Black, and Sherrod Small tomorrow night. Who do you think is gonna come out on top?

ROAST THIS. All new episode of The Burn with Adam Carolla, Michael Ian Black, and Sherrod Small tomorrow night. Who do you think is gonna come out on top?

What’s your plan for the big game? Pulling for the Niners? Pulling it to Beyoncé? Here’s what’s going down at Jeff’s house.

HAPPY BURN-DAY SHAKIRA! Like coffee and cocaine, she comes from Columbia and she’s best in small doses- Shakira turns 36 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY SHAKIRA! Like coffee and cocaine, she comes from Columbia and she’s best in small doses- Shakira turns 36 today.

Getting ready for tonight’s show…

Getting ready for tonight’s show…

TOO SOON? When he took over as mayor of NYC, Times Square was full of strippers and prostitutes… or as I called it, the good old days. ROAST IN PEACE, ED KOCH.

TOO SOON? When he took over as mayor of NYC, Times Square was full of strippers and prostitutes… or as I called it, the good old days. ROAST IN PEACE, ED KOCH.

HAPPY BURN-DAY HARRY STYLES! The wee Brit turns 19 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY HARRY STYLES! The wee Brit turns 19 today.

As Adam Carolla, Michael Ian Black, and Sherrod Small rest up for a big night of Burning, we remember a simpler time. Let’s travel alllllll the way back to three days ago when Aisha Tyler, T.J. Miller, and Gilbert Gottfired burned the ever loving sh*t out of each other. Enjoy.

HAPPY BURN-DAY PORTIA DE ROSSI! The one and only Lindsay Bluth Fünke turns 40 today.

HAPPY BURN-DAY PORTIA DE ROSSI! The one and only Lindsay Bluth Fünke turns 40 today.

Stevie’s got a gun. Stevie’s got a gun. Dog days just begun. Stevie’s got a gun.

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